Tuesday, July 18, 2017

Guide to making money shorting CMG

I swear somebody is probably doing this already!

How many times has this happened over the past two years?

Step 1) Take short position or puts in CMG

2) Go to local Chipotle with eight friends

3) Eat delicious burrito

4) Go home and all write on iwaspoisoned.com about how you got diarrhea

5) Profit

Chipotle shut down a restaurant after customers said they became violently ill With news that Chipotle's food-poisoning scandals may not be over yet, many customers are looking for alternatives. On Tuesday, news broke that Chipotle had closed a restaurant in Sterling, Virginia, after multiple reports of customers getting sick after eating there. Eight people had reported illnesses — including "vomiting violently," fevers, and "violent stomach cramps" — to the website iwaspoisoned.com.



Submitted July 18, 2017 at 05:32PM by StockJock-e http://ift.tt/2ux9b2f

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