Would anyone be interested in a service that pays you if you don't make a 100% monthly ROI?

Basically, I've calculated a formula where I can call 1 stock before the bell that is guaranteed to gain at least 10% from the time of that call (just covering my ass, up to 500% is possible, 20%-50% is the norm) a day. I've been testing the formula for a year now and it's failed five times out of 247. As the catch, I'm going to give back double anybody's subscription fee that followed my calls within a couple minutes, every day for a month, and didn't make an ROI of at least %100. I just want to gauge interest, see how many people would be interested and if so how much you would pay. And before the question comes up, "oo well if you're so accurate, why don't you just do it yourself and become rich" Well a couple reasons. 1. I have been rich lol. Well relatively speaking, most I've had is about 495k (not gunna lie, the first 20 was from my parents, I didn't start from nothing) which I've lost most of being young & stupid (im 24). 2. I want to get out of the stock market, shit gives me anxiety, I've been in places in my life where I've owed money to people and the market was my only way to make enough to pay them back (reason why I was forced to create and learn the formula in the first place) so the whole deal has left a bad taste in my mouth. 3. Im not going to lie and say I just want to help people because I do but if this catches on shit may go down be it in the market or in my personal life. But in regards to people, I do think it would be cool to have a brand with a lot of followers like Tim Sykes or that one dude (forgot his name) that everyone says curses stocks because all his followers sell when he says it's going down and vice versa tbh. A lot of people I think don't like Tim Sykes but my stuff will be simple. 1 stock very very rarely 2, Hey it's 9:43, Im buying stock A, I'm not saying you should buy it too buuuuuuuuuttt type of thing. Guaranteed to go up at least 10% from a few minutes after I call it. Couple questions im sure to get: "How do I verify that your service didnt work for me" Screen shots, robin hood verified trades, whatever you want to do. I've actually hired someone who used to be the head of the online fraud department of a fortune 500 company so there will be no faking lol. "How would you know If I messed up on purpose just to get the money" Well you can't hold the stock after you've net 10%. If you hold it and you sell above 10% gain you're good. If we check and see that a stock went up 10% from when you bought it, you still held it, and it went back down below a 10% gain, you're disqualified. If you wanna put in a stop limit or limit order to your trades or whatever, do what you gotta do but Im not gunna give you double your money because you were greedy you know what im saying? Thoughts? Any other questions or things you think I should consider, let me know. Thank you and have a great day

TL;DR Im making a service that guarantees 10% gains a day or double your money back. Anyone interested, What would you pay? (or maybe you're all balling, and 10% a day is trash, in which case don't roast me please, arigato) For those who think it's a scam or a joke that's why I'm offering double your money back :p. Shit sounds ridiculous lol, clearly I know this. Is there anything else that would make you believe or are we all just gunna circle-jerk how impossible it is?

Submitted September 10, 2017 at 06:44PM by EverettSherlock http://ift.tt/2wRdAhG